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kuntquats:

Drakes dick is gonna be raw after that
officialschool:

the only reason i go on dates

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later
tastefullyoffensive:

"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."
dictionfairies:

the unholy trinity